This is pretty funny. This comedian is talking about how it happened that his girlfriend fucked him in the ass with a strapon.

Obamas expected to have sex in White House, insiders say

We all were suspecting, but it is now confirmed.

My favorite paragraph is the last one, the one that got the story into this blog.

The news that President Obama may soon be having sex in the White House was greeted by his supporters with decidedly mixed emotions. “I’m a little glad and a little sad,” said Danielle Garcia-Robinson, a college student and Obama volunteer from Madison, Wisconsin. “I’m glad if he’s happy and feeling pleasure but deep down a little part of me will always wish he were having sex with me,” Ms. Garcia-Robinson said. Her boyfriend, David Nagel, echoed her sentiment. “That’s how I feel, too,” he said.

Poor guy. First he is cursed with a little dick, so women don’t want to fuck him. Of course, nature decided that guys with little dicks are not part of the gene pool, so she just programmed to wank their own thing. Obsessively. Compulsively. Over.and.over.again.

So their feelings of inadequacy just pile right up. And rightfully so, since they are so inadequate.

Until finally he realized his fate is to serve a woman and support her in her own search for satisfaction. In return, he will support her financially, and serve her and her boyfriend in any way they wish.

He will, of course, wear a chastity device, to control that compulsive wanking. Ummm… if they make them that small! Might have to go for the “metal bikini” style of chastity belt. That’ll set off the metal detectors in the airport security screening, now won’t it?

And poor guy, he never ever gets to watch. She’s had this same boyfriend for over a year, and he doesn’t want the husband around, watching—and certainly not helping!

It’s just killing him, not being able to participate, watching and serving.

It makes his inadequate little cock so hard. It’s a good thing he doesn’t have it locked up, or he wouldn’t be able to jerk it off like the compulsive wanker you cuckolds all know you are, don’t you?

Yeah, humiliation buttons. I’ll be making a bunch of them. Keep watching. I will put new ones at the top of the page here. Older ones will end up in an archive someplace. Check out the More Popup Humiliation page under Pages in my sidebar. If I made a few every day, in a year there would be a thousand of them. Imagine that!

These are fun. I’m just thinking about you guys rubbing your little penises as you click my buttons over and over again!

Got ideas about what to put on my buttons? Send ‘em in!

Yet again I talked to a guy with a penis that was just too damned small. 4″, 5″, 6″. It seems like the owner of a dick like that thinks there should be a series of categorical ratings. That “not the smallest in the world” or “not as small as it might have been” or “only a little bit less than average” should somehow bring them closer to “big enough”.

Nope, it doesn’t. If it’s not big enough, it’s just not. Better wank that little thingy, no woman’s going to have sex with you anytime soon. Like, maybe in the next life. If you’re born with a real cock.
Testing, testing… Do you pass?

I put an ad on a website, and I got a call from a guy in Alaska who was not really looking for phone sex. Actually, he was looking for a woman—an escort, most likely—who would get the breast implants of his choice at his expense. Then she would turn around and, through mind control, hypnosis, etc, turn him into the woman of his dreams, depleting his fortune while transforming him into a little cocksucking whore.

Well, I’ve kind of grown attached to my bosom, if you know what I mean. And regardless of the fact that he thought these boobies were “perfect”, they looked painful to me and hard to sleep on.

Not to mention the fact that the website hasn’t been updated in almost a year and a half. Is she still alive? And it is copyright 20005. When?

So I played him along for a few minutes, but then I got tired of speaking, since he hadn’t yet agreed to pay for a call. I was wasting my time, when I could have been doing something productive, like sleeping. And I really had no intention of getting any damned plastic boobies.

So he decided that it was up to me to decide if he was going to do a call. I told him to do the call, he started whining at me to use his trigger words first, and I hung up. Hmph. Topping from the bottom or what?

He can be somebody else’s problem.

Remember Ross, the loser called a while back? Go follow the link and read up on him, then come right back.

He called again this morning to give me an update. It seems like he is no longer in touch with the Mistress who put his photos on her site, so there doesn’t seem to be any way for him to get them down, even if he wanted to. Nor am It all that sure that he wants to get them down, and neither is he.

It turns out that he has made some humiliating videos and posted them on rude.com for the world to see. Unfortunately, the whole world doesn’t have accounts at rude.com. I myself had to take some time to figure out why I had a content filter blocking nude content, and since these are videos of him and his genitalia, I needed to disable the content filter. Took a while, but I managed to do it.

These videos are funny, both in a “laughing at him” and “laughing with him” way. The guy could be a comedian. Maybe he should.

I noticed on the site that rude.com claims to have an affiliate program, but it doesn’t seem to be working. Oh, well, no kickback to me for sending you there. This link will only work if you are signed in to a rude.com account. Go ahead, you’ll be glad you did.

Well of course it was. The answer is yes! If a guy thinks his dick is too small, then it must be.

I just love those little moans they make when you rub it in how useless women find those little peepees. Even if his manhood was a bit bigger than average, no real woman would be satisfied with that. They just look at it, their eyes get big, and they look away quickly.

Then they run home and call up all their girlfriends to tell them about the guy with the little weewee.

Is your dick too small? Well, when was the last time you used it to really satisfy a woman? Never, right?

It’s too small.

Yeah, he knows his wife is stepping out on him. She doesn’t know he knows. He wasn’t really into the humiliation… well it turned out that he was. Knowing that a guy with a huge cock was going to satisfy his wife as he never could, little wienie and all. So I played his wife for him, and brought home my boyfriend Marcus, the ex-football player.

Whoa, that’s a big cock. I even gave him a bit of a blowjob. You never get that from me anymore, do you? Of course you don’t. I’d do anything to please my boyfriend, but you get whatever’s left.

Did we ever fuck! You never made me scream like that, did you? And finally, after he blew his huge load and you licked me clean, I let you wank off your little weewee, didn’t I? You lucky boy.

You know you need it. Better call me.