He wants to do fantasies about his pretty young wife cuckolding him. He loves, loves, loves loud screaming. So I have to limit him to less time than he would like in order to save my voice.

Today he wanted the object of her affections to be a black guy, the first time for that. Usually it’s somebody he knows. He wanted if I would used the N word. Oh, yeah, did I ever.

Call me!

Something came over me. The pending comments list had about a dozen comments queued up, only a few which appeared to be actual comments rather than generic bot-generated comments that someone was hoping wouldn’t get deleted so somebody would read their spammy links.

It makes no sense why some posts are flooded with spam and others are not.

I read them. In the wrong context, some of them are kind of funny. With a little editing and creative responses, some of them are really funny.

I stripped out the spam links and replied to them. Enjoy!

Sorry it’s been so long.

I’ve been reading some webcomics lately. It’s cool that many of them freely mix in the risqué, just as we do in real life, rather than extensively censoring in order not to offend those who are most easily offended in society, many of whom are probably a bit on the wrong side of the internet learning curve.

Well, hey. No Luddite, me. And little penises, too!

Well, I would not have believed such a story if I had not read it myself. Who knew? So much inadequacy and humiliation to go around. Seriously, how many lucky guys get in the world news over their shooting blanks? And two of them made it there in one incident.

This is pretty funny. This comedian is talking about how it happened that his girlfriend fucked him in the ass with a strapon.

Obamas expected to have sex in White House, insiders say

We all were suspecting, but it is now confirmed.

My favorite paragraph is the last one, the one that got the story into this blog.

The news that President Obama may soon be having sex in the White House was greeted by his supporters with decidedly mixed emotions. “I’m a little glad and a little sad,” said Danielle Garcia-Robinson, a college student and Obama volunteer from Madison, Wisconsin. “I’m glad if he’s happy and feeling pleasure but deep down a little part of me will always wish he were having sex with me,” Ms. Garcia-Robinson said. Her boyfriend, David Nagel, echoed her sentiment. “That’s how I feel, too,” he said.

Poor guy. First he is cursed with a little dick, so women don’t want to fuck him. Of course, nature decided that guys with little dicks are not part of the gene pool, so she just programmed to wank their own thing. Obsessively. Compulsively. Over.and.over.again.

So their feelings of inadequacy just pile right up. And rightfully so, since they are so inadequate.

Until finally he realized his fate is to serve a woman and support her in her own search for satisfaction. In return, he will support her financially, and serve her and her boyfriend in any way they wish.

He will, of course, wear a chastity device, to control that compulsive wanking. Ummm… if they make them that small! Might have to go for the “metal bikini” style of chastity belt. That’ll set off the metal detectors in the airport security screening, now won’t it?

And poor guy, he never ever gets to watch. She’s had this same boyfriend for over a year, and he doesn’t want the husband around, watching—and certainly not helping!

It’s just killing him, not being able to participate, watching and serving.

It makes his inadequate little cock so hard. It’s a good thing he doesn’t have it locked up, or he wouldn’t be able to jerk it off like the compulsive wanker you cuckolds all know you are, don’t you?

Yeah, humiliation buttons. I’ll be making a bunch of them. Keep watching. I will put new ones at the top of the page here. Older ones will end up in an archive someplace. Check out the More Popup Humiliation page under Pages in my sidebar. If I made a few every day, in a year there would be a thousand of them. Imagine that!

These are fun. I’m just thinking about you guys rubbing your little penises as you click my buttons over and over again!

Got ideas about what to put on my buttons? Send ‘em in!

Yet again I talked to a guy with a penis that was just too damned small. 4″, 5″, 6″. It seems like the owner of a dick like that thinks there should be a series of categorical ratings. That “not the smallest in the world” or “not as small as it might have been” or “only a little bit less than average” should somehow bring them closer to “big enough”.

Nope, it doesn’t. If it’s not big enough, it’s just not. Better wank that little thingy, no woman’s going to have sex with you anytime soon. Like, maybe in the next life. If you’re born with a real cock.
Testing, testing… Do you pass?