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Little dicks…how can a guy not know?

May 22nd, 2010 by Danielle

I talked to a little dick loser whose girlfriend bosses him around, makes him suck cock for her, and won’t give him any sex. He wanted to know if he was “gay”.

Normally I would just say “yes”, but it sounded like – unlike many submissive cocksuckers I speak to – he doesn’t like sucking cock at all. He’s just a hopelessly submissive loser who feeds on the humiliation she dishes out and finds himself more strongly bonded to him the more she abuses him.

So what is it about cock size? The guy’s got a 4″ cock. This is undoubtedly too small for any but the most considerate woman, which his girlfriend is not. But still it’s borderline. Some women may prefer a cock twice that size. Not many women who like sex are interested in a 4″ cock. But if a guy is really interesting in a way that (face it) few men are, a wife might overlook that flaw.

6″ is average. Smaller than 4″ is approaching the tinydick zone, that nether region where the little things aren’t good for anything but wanking off. But some of these guys don’t seem to be aware that their cocks are – shall we say – smaller than average.

I think there is an innate pride males take in their genitals. It’s an instinct.

I’ve known guys with small or even very small cocks who don’t seem to be aware that they are way smaller than average, and I don’t understand that either. How could they not know?

How? How? Inquiring minds need to know the answer to that question.

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LeBron James’ mother’s got a boyfriend

May 18th, 2010 by Sylvie

A teammate of his. Wait, what? It’s bothering him that his 41 year old mother is having an affair with his 26 year old teammate?

Like, she sounds like a hot lady. Does he think he owns her? Don’t answer that.

This story is just too weird for words. Grow up and let your mom have her fun.

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The cuckold’s wife is out for the night

May 14th, 2010 by Annette

She tells him to make luxurious travel plans for her and whoever she is traveling with – and that’s definitely not him.

She goes off on her fun weekend, and he is left at home with a raging hardon and a long list of menial chores to be performed before she returns, far too tired to permit him to have sex with her. He jerks off compulsively, over and over again. And, of course he calls me to tell me the good news.

Gotta love those cuckolds. Lucky guy, eh?

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His wife won’t let him cum

May 12th, 2010 by Sylvie

The poor guy. He married his hot young wife thinking he was going to get lots of sex. For a couple of years he did, but then something happened. She got tired of his inadequate equipment and started denying him, teasing him. She made him pay her – a lot – for any contact at all. She never lets him fuck her anymore, even though he pays, pays, pays.

He’s got a wicked foot fetish, and sometimes she’ll actually let him suck on her toes.

He sounded so frustrated, and the worst of it was he called for 10 minutes, and the call ended before he came. Shit happens when you’re so inadequate. Gotta take what you can get.

I bet he’s still frustrated.

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National Masturbation Month

May 9th, 2010 by Danielle



Sure enough, it’s that time already! And who else but The Onion to put things in the proper perspective from the ladies’ point of view…

As A Working Mom, It’s Hard To Find Time To Masturbate

Classic quote:

I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate.

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Stupid PSO’s and spambots they use

March 17th, 2010 by Annette

to blanket blogs with ads…

My blogs are all set to moderated comments, so nobody sees a comment until I have decided to publish it. I don’t have a big issue with spam, normally. But there’s a really stupid Niteflirt bitch who got hold of a wordpress blog comment spambot and is blanketing blogs with spam attributed to fake usernames and fake email addresses, attaching, of course, the link to her Niteflirt listing.

This one calls herself a “pink princess”. She doesn’t look like much of anything but a cheesy bottle blonde who puts on makeup with a trowel. The blank look in her eyes goes all the way to the back of her pretty pink brain.

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A new regular

February 26th, 2010 by Danielle

He wants to do fantasies about his pretty young wife cuckolding him. He loves, loves, loves loud screaming. So I have to limit him to less time than he would like in order to save my voice.

Today he wanted the object of her affections to be a black guy, the first time for that. Usually it’s somebody he knows. He wanted if I would used the N word. Oh, yeah, did I ever.

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Fun with spam

February 11th, 2010 by Sylvie

Something came over me. The pending comments list had about a dozen comments queued up, only a few which appeared to be actual comments rather than generic bot-generated comments that someone was hoping wouldn’t get deleted so somebody would read their spammy links.

It makes no sense why some posts are flooded with spam and others are not.

I read them. In the wrong context, some of them are kind of funny. With a little editing and creative responses, some of them are really funny.

I stripped out the spam links and replied to them. Enjoy!

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Oops

September 1st, 2009 by Sylvie

Sorry it’s been so long.

I’ve been reading some webcomics lately. It’s cool that many of them freely mix in the risqué, just as we do in real life, rather than extensively censoring in order not to offend those who are most easily offended in society, many of whom are probably a bit on the wrong side of the internet learning curve.

Well, hey. No Luddite, me. And little penises, too!


Cyanide and happiness: the 2

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Real Life Cuckold Story

April 4th, 2009 by Sylvie

Well, I would not have believed such a story if I had not read it myself. Who knew? So much inadequacy and humiliation to go around. Seriously, how many lucky guys get in the world news over their shooting blanks? And two of them made it there in one incident.


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