Valentine’s Day coming up fast here
What are you going to buy me?
I thought that would get a rise out of you. Valentine’s Day is one of my two favorite holidays, the other being, of course Christmas. Those are the two days when all the men in my life compete to see who can buy me the nicest gift.
My husband usually wins, because he’s got enough money to buy me whatever I could want. Last year he bought me a trip to Jamaica with my boyfriend. How considerate can a husband be?
Especially seeing as how he got left behind because he had to work. Absence does make the heart grow fonder. He was one horny little cocksucker when we got back, don’t you know?
So even when he wins, he loses.
If you were to click my photo, you would be magically transported to the world of Niteflirt, where you could make your own donation to the cause of keeping me happy.
Don’t you know, last night I had a call from a guy whose wife cuckolds him. She was in the process, and he was eagerly awaiting his reward, the cream pie. He’d talk for a while, then hang up and call back. It was getting to be dawn when he hung up for the last time.
I certainly hope he got it in the end. It would be ~kind of~ too bad if he was denied yet again, except for the fact that denial is probably all he deserves.
You didn’t think she lets him have sex with her, did you?