“Go call a phone sex operator,” she said
Poor boy.
His wife was out with her boyfriend and the two of them had had too much to drink. So she couldn’t come home after her date and tell him all the details and make him squirm.
He wasn’t going to be getting his cream pie.
He was a good guy, but sexually inadequate. The standard profile of a cuckold. Why else would his wife be out getting fucked by a guy half her age?
Frustrated as he was, he asked her what he should do. Of course she told him to call a phone sex operator. He picked me, because I sort of look like his wife. Voila!