So many pathetic losers. There’s no point in fucking a cock like that, and he knows it. Either women are polite and look away, or they’re honest and convulse in laughter at the sight of such a ridiculous little toy penis.

Either way, the only sex he’s going to get is with his hand. It’s only right that his major function in my sex life is to serve as my cleanup boy. You do a good job and I’ll let you stick around me and support me, like a good hubby. You know it’s what you live for, loser. I might even let you beat off your little toy meat so we can laugh at that little dribble of cum…

Face it. A guy’s cock is either big enough, or it isn’t.

Now different women have different preferences, of course. But when it comes down to it, average is about 6″, and there aren’t very many women who are going to want to bother with a peenie-weenie smaller than that.

There are women who don’t care how big a man’s manhood is at all. Those are women who don’t like sex. So see, if you have to, you could probably find one of them. But still the only sex you’ll be getting is with your hand, won’t it be, cucky?

That’s why you losers are such compulsive masturbators, silly. A guy like that would definitely have to pay me to let him hang around me.

Oh, well, you just know it when you’ve seen it.

The caller doesn’t exactly have a little dick. It’s not a small cock. But it’s just not big enough. His problem is that he’s a big guy, 6′3″, and for some reason he thinks that a big guy like that ought to have a big cock. A nice big cock. Ok, not just for some reason. It’s because women expect that a big tall guy like that is going to have a large endowment. And he doesn’t. His is just average.

So they laugh at him, or look away in embarrassed silence.

I suppose there should be some kind of consolation in being at least average, but there’s not. Pathetic is pathetic, and not good enough is just plain not good enough.

Next!

Do you have a pathetic little weewee? Better call me now, loser!