How small is too small?
Oh, well, you just know it when you’ve seen it.
The caller doesn’t exactly have a little dick. It’s not a small cock. But it’s just not big enough. His problem is that he’s a big guy, 6′3″, and for some reason he thinks that a big guy like that ought to have a big cock. A nice big cock. Ok, not just for some reason. It’s because women expect that a big tall guy like that is going to have a large endowment. And he doesn’t. His is just average.
So they laugh at him, or look away in embarrassed silence.
I suppose there should be some kind of consolation in being at least average, but there’s not. Pathetic is pathetic, and not good enough is just plain not good enough.
Next!
Do you have a pathetic little weewee? Better call me now, loser!