Wiener time
Yeah, a guy with a little peenie weenie called. It’s a sad story. But then, so are they all, all sad stories.
His wife’s ex-husband was a black guy with a huge cock. She divorced him after he cheated on her, and she chose a reliable breadwinner with a little cock. And had him get a vasectomy right away, since they both agreed that little penises should not be passed on to subsequent generations. It’s a genetic abomination, after all.
Of course, she’d still sleep with her ex if she wants to. She’ll sleep with anybody she wants to. Her husband no longer gets sex with her, though he does get to pleasure her. And when he’s a good boy, he gets to beat off his little meat.
He called today because she was about to put his cock in a cage for a week (yes, they make them that small!) because her period’s coming up, and if she’s gonna suffer, so will he. It’s only right, though, isn’t it?