Poor guy. First he is cursed with a little dick, so women don’t want to fuck him. Of course, nature decided that guys with little dicks are not part of the gene pool, so she just programmed to wank their own thing. Obsessively. Compulsively. Over.and.over.again.

So their feelings of inadequacy just pile right up. And rightfully so, since they are so inadequate.

Until finally he realized his fate is to serve a woman and support her in her own search for satisfaction. In return, he will support her financially, and serve her and her boyfriend in any way they wish.

He will, of course, wear a chastity device, to control that compulsive wanking. Ummm… if they make them that small! Might have to go for the “metal bikini” style of chastity belt. That’ll set off the metal detectors in the airport security screening, now won’t it?

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