National Masturbation Month
Sure enough, it’s that time already! And who else but The Onion to put things in the proper perspective from the ladies’ point of view…
As A Working Mom, It’s Hard To Find Time To Masturbate
Classic quote:
I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate.