Well, I would not have believed such a story if I had not read it myself. Who knew? So much inadequacy and humiliation to go around. Seriously, how many lucky guys get in the world news over their shooting blanks? And two of them made it there in one incident.

Obamas expected to have sex in White House, insiders say

We all were suspecting, but it is now confirmed.

My favorite paragraph is the last one, the one that got the story into this blog.

The news that President Obama may soon be having sex in the White House was greeted by his supporters with decidedly mixed emotions. “I’m a little glad and a little sad,” said Danielle Garcia-Robinson, a college student and Obama volunteer from Madison, Wisconsin. “I’m glad if he’s happy and feeling pleasure but deep down a little part of me will always wish he were having sex with me,” Ms. Garcia-Robinson said. Her boyfriend, David Nagel, echoed her sentiment. “That’s how I feel, too,” he said.

WARSAW – Well, surprise, surprise! A Polish man heading into a brothel for a little R&R found his wife working there. I guess she was looking for a little more money than his pathetic ass could earn. It looks like they’re getting divorced now. What a waste! There goes an amazing family dynamic…STORY

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It sounds like these ladies have found the tropical paradise of a cuckoldress’s dreams. Not just black guys, not just young guys, but willing young African males in Kenya serve as a major tourist attraction for older women in search of arm candy and a fun time.

Of course, they’ve got some theories as to why this is so. They’re feeling that the fact that there was any sex tourism at all means that somehow this was a logical step. They seem to be at least as worried about this as about pedofile sex tourists.

I guess it’s just unseemly that older women should be asking for what they want and getting it. More power to you, girls!

I know where I’m having my husband take me on our next vacation…