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The cuckold’s wife is out for the night

Friday, May 14th, 2010

She tells him to make luxurious travel plans for her and whoever she is traveling with – and that’s definitely not him.

She goes off on her fun weekend, and he is left at home with a raging hardon and a long list of menial chores to be performed before she returns, far too tired to permit him to have sex with her. He jerks off compulsively, over and over again. And, of course he calls me to tell me the good news.

Gotta love those cuckolds. Lucky guy, eh?

National Masturbation Month

Sunday, May 9th, 2010



Sure enough, it’s that time already! And who else but The Onion to put things in the proper perspective from the ladies’ point of view…

As A Working Mom, It’s Hard To Find Time To Masturbate

Classic quote:

I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate.


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