She tells him to make luxurious travel plans for her and whoever she is traveling with – and that’s definitely not him.

She goes off on her fun weekend, and he is left at home with a raging hardon and a long list of menial chores to be performed before she returns, far too tired to permit him to have sex with her. He jerks off compulsively, over and over again. And, of course he calls me to tell me the good news.

Gotta love those cuckolds. Lucky guy, eh?

The poor guy. He married his hot young wife thinking he was going to get lots of sex. For a couple of years he did, but then something happened. She got tired of his inadequate equipment and started denying him, teasing him. She made him pay her – a lot – for any contact at all. She never lets him fuck her anymore, even though he pays, pays, pays.

He’s got a wicked foot fetish, and sometimes she’ll actually let him suck on her toes.

He sounded so frustrated, and the worst of it was he called for 10 minutes, and the call ended before he came. Shit happens when you’re so inadequate. Gotta take what you can get.

I bet he’s still frustrated.

He wants to do fantasies about his pretty young wife cuckolding him. He loves, loves, loves loud screaming. So I have to limit him to less time than he would like in order to save my voice.

Today he wanted the object of her affections to be a black guy, the first time for that. Usually it’s somebody he knows. He wanted if I would used the N word. Oh, yeah, did I ever.

Call me!

Poor guy. First he is cursed with a little dick, so women don’t want to fuck him. Of course, nature decided that guys with little dicks are not part of the gene pool, so she just programmed to wank their own thing. Obsessively. Compulsively. Over.and.over.again.

So their feelings of inadequacy just pile right up. And rightfully so, since they are so inadequate.

Until finally he realized his fate is to serve a woman and support her in her own search for satisfaction. In return, he will support her financially, and serve her and her boyfriend in any way they wish.

He will, of course, wear a chastity device, to control that compulsive wanking. Ummm… if they make them that small! Might have to go for the “metal bikini” style of chastity belt. That’ll set off the metal detectors in the airport security screening, now won’t it?

And poor guy, he never ever gets to watch. She’s had this same boyfriend for over a year, and he doesn’t want the husband around, watching—and certainly not helping!

It’s just killing him, not being able to participate, watching and serving.

It makes his inadequate little cock so hard. It’s a good thing he doesn’t have it locked up, or he wouldn’t be able to jerk it off like the compulsive wanker you cuckolds all know you are, don’t you?

Yet again I talked to a guy with a penis that was just too damned small. 4″, 5″, 6″. It seems like the owner of a dick like that thinks there should be a series of categorical ratings. That “not the smallest in the world” or “not as small as it might have been” or “only a little bit less than average” should somehow bring them closer to “big enough”.

Nope, it doesn’t. If it’s not big enough, it’s just not. Better wank that little thingy, no woman’s going to have sex with you anytime soon. Like, maybe in the next life. If you’re born with a real cock.
Testing, testing… Do you pass?

I put an ad on a website, and I got a call from a guy in Alaska who was not really looking for phone sex. Actually, he was looking for a woman—an escort, most likely—who would get the breast implants of his choice at his expense. Then she would turn around and, through mind control, hypnosis, etc, turn him into the woman of his dreams, depleting his fortune while transforming him into a little cocksucking whore.

Well, I’ve kind of grown attached to my bosom, if you know what I mean. And regardless of the fact that he thought these boobies were “perfect”, they looked painful to me and hard to sleep on.

Not to mention the fact that the website hasn’t been updated in almost a year and a half. Is she still alive? And it is copyright 20005. When?

So I played him along for a few minutes, but then I got tired of speaking, since he hadn’t yet agreed to pay for a call. I was wasting my time, when I could have been doing something productive, like sleeping. And I really had no intention of getting any damned plastic boobies.

So he decided that it was up to me to decide if he was going to do a call. I told him to do the call, he started whining at me to use his trigger words first, and I hung up. Hmph. Topping from the bottom or what?

He can be somebody else’s problem.

Yeah, he knows his wife is stepping out on him. She doesn’t know he knows. He wasn’t really into the humiliation… well it turned out that he was. Knowing that a guy with a huge cock was going to satisfy his wife as he never could, little wienie and all. So I played his wife for him, and brought home my boyfriend Marcus, the ex-football player.

Whoa, that’s a big cock. I even gave him a bit of a blowjob. You never get that from me anymore, do you? Of course you don’t. I’d do anything to please my boyfriend, but you get whatever’s left.

Did we ever fuck! You never made me scream like that, did you? And finally, after he blew his huge load and you licked me clean, I let you wank off your little weewee, didn’t I? You lucky boy.

You know you need it. Better call me.

Yeah, a guy with a little peenie weenie called. It’s a sad story. But then, so are they all, all sad stories.

His wife’s ex-husband was a black guy with a huge cock. She divorced him after he cheated on her, and she chose a reliable breadwinner with a little cock. And had him get a vasectomy right away, since they both agreed that little penises should not be passed on to subsequent generations. It’s a genetic abomination, after all.

Of course, she’d still sleep with her ex if she wants to. She’ll sleep with anybody she wants to. Her husband no longer gets sex with her, though he does get to pleasure her. And when he’s a good boy, he gets to beat off his little meat.

He called today because she was about to put his cock in a cage for a week (yes, they make them that small!) because her period’s coming up, and if she’s gonna suffer, so will he. It’s only right, though, isn’t it?

Face it. A guy’s cock is either big enough, or it isn’t.

Now different women have different preferences, of course. But when it comes down to it, average is about 6″, and there aren’t very many women who are going to want to bother with a peenie-weenie smaller than that.

There are women who don’t care how big a man’s manhood is at all. Those are women who don’t like sex. So see, if you have to, you could probably find one of them. But still the only sex you’ll be getting is with your hand, won’t it be, cucky?

That’s why you losers are such compulsive masturbators, silly. A guy like that would definitely have to pay me to let him hang around me.