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Little dicks…how can a guy not know?

Danielle — Sat, 22 May 2010 18:53:38 +0000

I talked to a little dick loser whose girlfriend bosses him around, makes him suck cock for her, and won’t give him any sex. He wanted to know if he was “gay”.

Normally I would just say “yes”, but it sounded like – unlike many submissive cocksuckers I speak to – he doesn’t like sucking cock at all. He’s just a hopelessly submissive loser who feeds on the humiliation she dishes out and finds himself more strongly bonded to him the more she abuses him.

So what is it about cock size? The guy’s got a 4″ cock. This is undoubtedly too small for any but the most considerate woman, which his girlfriend is not. But still it’s borderline. Some women may prefer a cock twice that size. Not many women who like sex are interested in a 4″ cock. But if a guy is really interesting in a way that (face it) few men are, a wife might overlook that flaw.

6″ is average. Smaller than 4″ is approaching the tinydick zone, that nether region where the little things aren’t good for anything but wanking off. But some of these guys don’t seem to be aware that their cocks are – shall we say – smaller than average.

I think there is an innate pride males take in their genitals. It’s an instinct.

I’ve known guys with small or even very small cocks who don’t seem to be aware that they are way smaller than average, and I don’t understand that either. How could they not know?

How? How? Inquiring minds need to know the answer to that question.

His wife won’t let him cum

Sylvie — Thu, 13 May 2010 06:31:57 +0000

The poor guy. He married his hot young wife thinking he was going to get lots of sex. For a couple of years he did, but then something happened. She got tired of his inadequate equipment and started denying him, teasing him. She made him pay her – a lot – for any contact at all. She never lets him fuck her anymore, even though he pays, pays, pays.

He’s got a wicked foot fetish, and sometimes she’ll actually let him suck on her toes.

He sounded so frustrated, and the worst of it was he called for 10 minutes, and the call ended before he came. Shit happens when you’re so inadequate. Gotta take what you can get.

I bet he’s still frustrated.

Oops

Sylvie — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:13:51 +0000

Sorry it’s been so long.

I’ve been reading some webcomics lately. It’s cool that many of them freely mix in the risqué, just as we do in real life, rather than extensively censoring in order not to offend those who are most easily offended in society, many of whom are probably a bit on the wrong side of the internet learning curve.

Well, hey. No Luddite, me. And little penises, too!

He wants to be owned by a cuckoldress

Sylvie — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:31:07 +0000

Poor guy. First he is cursed with a little dick, so women don’t want to fuck him. Of course, nature decided that guys with little dicks are not part of the gene pool, so she just programmed to wank their own thing. Obsessively. Compulsively. Over.and.over.again.

So their feelings of inadequacy just pile right up. And rightfully so, since they are so inadequate.

Until finally he realized his fate is to serve a woman and support her in her own search for satisfaction. In return, he will support her financially, and serve her and her boyfriend in any way they wish.

He will, of course, wear a chastity device, to control that compulsive wanking. Ummm… if they make them that small! Might have to go for the “metal bikini” style of chastity belt. That’ll set off the metal detectors in the airport security screening, now won’t it?

Wondering about the buttons?

Sylvie — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:34:06 +0000

Yeah, humiliation buttons. I’ll be making a bunch of them. Keep watching. I will put new ones at the top of the page here. Older ones will end up in an archive someplace. Check out the More Popup Humiliation page under Pages in my sidebar. If I made a few every day, in a year there would be a thousand of them. Imagine that!

These are fun. I’m just thinking about you guys rubbing your little penises as you click my buttons over and over again!

Got ideas about what to put on my buttons? Send ‘em in!

A quick check

Sylvie — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:38:28 +0000

Yet again I talked to a guy with a penis that was just too damned small. 4″, 5″, 6″. It seems like the owner of a dick like that thinks there should be a series of categorical ratings. That “not the smallest in the world” or “not as small as it might have been” or “only a little bit less than average” should somehow bring them closer to “big enough”.

Nope, it doesn’t. If it’s not big enough, it’s just not. Better wank that little thingy, no woman’s going to have sex with you anytime soon. Like, maybe in the next life. If you’re born with a real cock.
Testing, testing… Do you pass?

His wife’s stepping out on him

Sylvie — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:31:21 +0000

Yeah, he knows his wife is stepping out on him. She doesn’t know he knows. He wasn’t really into the humiliation… well it turned out that he was. Knowing that a guy with a huge cock was going to satisfy his wife as he never could, little wienie and all. So I played his wife for him, and brought home my boyfriend Marcus, the ex-football player.

Whoa, that’s a big cock. I even gave him a bit of a blowjob. You never get that from me anymore, do you? Of course you don’t. I’d do anything to please my boyfriend, but you get whatever’s left.

Did we ever fuck! You never made me scream like that, did you? And finally, after he blew his huge load and you licked me clean, I let you wank off your little weewee, didn’t I? You lucky boy.

You know you need it. Better call me.

Wiener time

Sylvie — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:04:47 +0000

Yeah, a guy with a little peenie weenie called. It’s a sad story. But then, so are they all, all sad stories.

His wife’s ex-husband was a black guy with a huge cock. She divorced him after he cheated on her, and she chose a reliable breadwinner with a little cock. And had him get a vasectomy right away, since they both agreed that little penises should not be passed on to subsequent generations. It’s a genetic abomination, after all.

Of course, she’d still sleep with her ex if she wants to. She’ll sleep with anybody she wants to. Her husband no longer gets sex with her, though he does get to pleasure her. And when he’s a good boy, he gets to beat off his little meat.

He called today because she was about to put his cock in a cage for a week (yes, they make them that small!) because her period’s coming up, and if she’s gonna suffer, so will he. It’s only right, though, isn’t it?

So many four inch cocks…

Sylvie — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:00:31 +0000

So many pathetic losers. There’s no point in fucking a cock like that, and he knows it. Either women are polite and look away, or they’re honest and convulse in laughter at the sight of such a ridiculous little toy penis.

Either way, the only sex he’s going to get is with his hand. It’s only right that his major function in my sex life is to serve as my cleanup boy. You do a good job and I’ll let you stick around me and support me, like a good hubby. You know it’s what you live for, loser. I might even let you beat off your little toy meat so we can laugh at that little dribble of cum…

Too small is too small, guys

Sylvie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:28:01 +0000

Face it. A guy’s cock is either big enough, or it isn’t.

Now different women have different preferences, of course. But when it comes down to it, average is about 6″, and there aren’t very many women who are going to want to bother with a peenie-weenie smaller than that.

There are women who don’t care how big a man’s manhood is at all. Those are women who don’t like sex. So see, if you have to, you could probably find one of them. But still the only sex you’ll be getting is with your hand, won’t it be, cucky?

That’s why you losers are such compulsive masturbators, silly. A guy like that would definitely have to pay me to let him hang around me.