Oh, well, you just know it when you’ve seen it.

The caller doesn’t exactly have a little dick. It’s not a small cock. But it’s just not big enough. His problem is that he’s a big guy, 6’3″, and for some reason he thinks that a big guy like that ought to have a big cock. A nice big cock. Ok, not just for some reason. It’s because women expect that a big tall guy like that is going to have a large endowment. And he doesn’t. His is just average.

So they laugh at him, or look away in embarrassed silence.

I suppose there should be some kind of consolation in being at least average, but there’s not. Pathetic is pathetic, and not good enough is just plain not good enough.

Next!

Do you have a pathetic little weewee? Better call me now, loser!

Poor boy.
His wife was out with her boyfriend and the two of them had had too much to drink. So she couldn’t come home after her date and tell him all the details and make him squirm.

He wasn’t going to be getting his cream pie.

He was a good guy, but sexually inadequate. The standard profile of a cuckold. Why else would his wife be out getting fucked by a guy half her age?

Frustrated as he was, he asked her what he should do. Of course she told him to call a phone sex operator. He picked me, because I sort of look like his wife. Voila!

I love guys with little dicks. Not only can you tease them about the minuscule size of their member – and thus the fact that it doesn’t qualify as a “manhood”, but then you get to tease them because they don’t get real sex with real women. Only real men with real cocks get real sex with real women, of course. And because they don’t get any real sex with real women, they’re compulsive wankers, aren’t they? And probably even sissy faggots, too!

Princess Mindy has a place for you sissy faggots with your teenie penises! Check out the most pathetic pin dicks of all, and read about the losers who own them. What’s more pathetic than having a teeny-tiny dick? Giving your photo to a Mistress to have her put it on display for the world! Come on, let’s laugh at the losers together…

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