Today he wanted the object of her affections to be a black guy, the first time for that. Usually it’s somebody he knows. He wanted if I would used the N word. Oh, yeah, did I ever.

Call me!

It makes no sense why some posts are flooded with spam and others are not.

I read them. In the wrong context, some of them are kind of funny. With a little editing and creative responses, some of them are really funny.

I stripped out the spam links and replied to them. Enjoy!

I’ve been reading some webcomics lately. It’s cool that many of them freely mix in the risqué, just as we do in real life, rather than extensively censoring in order not to offend those who are most easily offended in society, many of whom are probably a bit on the wrong side of the internet learning curve.

Well, hey. No Luddite, me. And little penises, too!

We all were suspecting, but it is now confirmed.

My favorite paragraph is the last one, the one that got the story into this blog.

The news that President Obama may soon be having sex in the White House was greeted by his supporters with decidedly mixed emotions. “I’m a little glad and a little sad,” said Danielle Garcia-Robinson, a college student and Obama volunteer from Madison, Wisconsin. “I’m glad if he’s happy and feeling pleasure but deep down a little part of me will always wish he were having sex with me,” Ms. Garcia-Robinson said. Her boyfriend, David Nagel, echoed her sentiment. “That’s how I feel, too,” he said.

So their feelings of inadequacy just pile right up. And rightfully so, since they are so inadequate.

Until finally he realized his fate is to serve a woman and support her in her own search for satisfaction. In return, he will support her financially, and serve her and her boyfriend in any way they wish.

He will, of course, wear a chastity device, to control that compulsive wanking. Ummm… if they make them that small! Might have to go for the “metal bikini” style of chastity belt. That’ll set off the metal detectors in the airport security screening, now won’t it?

It’s just killing him, not being able to participate, watching and serving.

It makes his inadequate little cock so hard. It’s a good thing he doesn’t have it locked up, or he wouldn’t be able to jerk it off like the compulsive wanker you cuckolds all know you are, don’t you?

These are fun. I’m just thinking about you guys rubbing your little penises as you click my buttons over and over again!

Got ideas about what to put on my buttons? Send ‘em in!

Nope, it doesn’t. If it’s not big enough, it’s just not. Better wank that little thingy, no woman’s going to have sex with you anytime soon. Like, maybe in the next life. If you’re born with a real cock.
Testing, testing… Do you pass?