In the ladies’ room

The annual celebration. Let’s wipe out small penises in our lifetime!

I hope I don’t offend too many people in writing this. I really do believe that a woman should know what she likes and be willing to commit to it. But please, not THAT. I am traumatized almost beyond words.

It happened at a baseball game last night. The offender was a SSBBW (that’s Super-Size Big Beautiful Woman) who had a tendency to walk around with a scowl on her face.

Perhaps she was offended by the looks she was getting. Mind your own business, I can imagine her thinking, and maybe saying if someone had the nerve to make a comment.

I’m not one of those people who is offended by the mere sight of a hefty person of any dimensions. I’m not offended when I see large people eat. It bothers me a lot more when I hear skinny people make comments about hefty people eating like pigs, when in fact the skinny person is one of the people with the most porcine (or bovine) eating habits I have ever seen. People are blind to their own actions and their own behavior. But let’s not get into that. It is beside the point of this little discussion.

The problem was what she chose to wear. We have to have standards, Ladies. Just because Onslow can get away with wearing a wifebeater on Keeping Up Appearances doesn’t mean we can. And especially it doesn’t mean that a woman should be wearing one of those muscle tees that looks like a regular tee shirt with the armholes hacked out really big. Only a buff young guy should wear one of those, and even on him it would be too casual for most public appearances.

Here’s the problem: she was wearing a shirt like that kind. The armholes came down to, well, maybe two or three inches above the waist. They were a good eight inches across. So if her breasts hadn’t hung down to her waist, one straight down and one at a peculiar angle, she probably would have been arrested for wearing that. For sure I would have been arrested.

Yeah, the nipples were hidden, but that was about all.

Err… Ladies, please. You are Superior Women. Superior You should dress like Superior Women. Wear clothing in public.

Thanks.

I’ve been talking to a number of British cuckolds lately. I just love the cute accents, and of course, they have those teenie weenie peenies!

Why would a woman ever have sex with a guy like that when there are so many real men with real cocks to choose from? Of course they are aware of the issue, which is why they called me - to rub it in how pathetic they are and how pointless it would be to actually try to find a woman who might be willing to have sex with them.

Have you heard about The Cuckold Movie? Someone showed me the trailer online. I’m sure if you’re reading this, you’ll enjoy seeing the trailer. There doesn’t seem to be any more information about it. Keep your eyes open. Maybe you’ll see something about the release date of the movie, or maybe you’ll just see a big black guy sneaking into your house when your wife is at home and you’re supposed to be at work…

The Cuckold Movie trailer.

So I stayed up so late one night last week that I remember only in a fog making some new animated buttons for my Niteflirt listings. They are the same style as the ones I use as call buttons on my blog posts, but as you can see, one is for my Wishlist.

while as far as the other is concerned, the button itself tells it all. 
I didn’t realize until they went up that the style goes with this blog but not really with my listings. I was too tired to do anything about it at the time.Well don’t you know, I had a drive-by cocksucker actually paid that $25. I sent him a nice photo of myself looking down at him with an admonition to “Keep up the good work.” Don’cha know he paid again! Good boy. You were born to suck cock, now weren’t you?

I had a regular call a few days ago. He was very depressed about how things are going in his life. Add that to the fact that he’d gotten really drunk, incoherently so, and he decided to call so I could help him take his mind off his troubles.

He has a little fantasy cuckold thing we go through, centering on his inadequate equipment and how that makes him so much less of a man that his girlfriend’s lover.

Well it does, doesn’t it? But at least he understands his place in the scheme of things… serving his woman and the real man of her choice.

So I teased him for hours about his pathetic, useless little “thumbkin”, how groups of women like to tease him, and the ways in which he will serve his girlfriend and her lover.

It will probably be a while before he’ll be able to afford to call again, but he’ll be back. They can’t keep away.

A customer who had called me several times previously—to talk about whatever—wanted to try out a cuckold fantasy.

Who knows who the fantasy will fit?

He was, in fact, a bit embarrassed about it—not in itself unusual for a first-timer—because he says he has a 10″ cock—unusual in general.

Well, who am I to question? I know there are girls who say that every guy tells them he has a 9″ cock, but I think most guys are more honest with me. I only occasionally get guys telling me they have unusually large cocks.

It’s not an issue for me, being a woman, but I know there is at least one large penis support forum, for guys who are self-conscious about that sort of thing.

But the thing about the cuckold fantasy is that it’s about humiliation. The husband is humiliated because his wife has to go find satisfaction with some other man, and the fantasy implies that the man is insufficiently physically endowed, or his wife would already be satisfied.

(Just an aside: guys, the orgasm in a woman is clitoral. I know this is controversial, as it has only been absolutely proven by science for 35 years or so. The idea that there are separate vaginal and clitoral orgasms is misinformation, just as it was decades ago. The key to satisfying a woman who has any self-awareness at all is to be sensitive toward her needs and desires when it matters. )

But I digress. I told him if he wanted it, I could make it happen for him. In fact, I could tease him for his little wienie, while acting out the fantasy. He’s not the first guy with a big cock who wanted me to tease him as though he had a teenie weeny peenie.

Why does a guy want that? Let me know your ideas on this.

But regardless, he was very satisfied by the experience.

Call me!

Haha, you know who you are. Loser is too respectful a moniker, so I’ll have to call him L*O*S*E*R*, just to make sure everybody knows just how deep his worthlessness goes.

It’s been a slow weekend on Niteflirt, or so it seems. Not many flirts have been available. I guess they’re all out taking advantage of the weather, but I’m sure they’d be on if the customers weren’t out enjoying the weather with their wives and kiddos, too.

It hasn’t actually been a slow weekend for me on Niteflirt. Because so many flirts are taking time off, some of their customers have called me. I’ve been available. Well why not? Relaxing around the pool, sucking down some iced drinks and soaking up the rays of the sun on my perfectly smooth oiled golden-brown tanned skin while my husband is out earning a living to support my lifestyle. Why not have the phone on? You never know when a loser will happen to call, so I can draw him into my web.

Or a *L*O*S*E*R*, that is. OMG, and what a *L*O*S*E*R* he is. He introduced himself by explaining that he is fat, bald, ugly, and shy. Turns out he’s also 30 and living at home with mommy, and he has a small weewee. He just opened an account that very day and had been calling around Niteflirt looking for a little humiliation. But seeing how painfully shy he was, he had ended up mostly purchasing stuff. Hadn’t really talked to more than a couple of flirts, and while he liked what he heard, more or less, I guess they hadn’t clicked enough for him to keep calling them.

He kept calling me. What a *L*O*S*E*R*, couldn’t even figure out how to put more money into his account without hanging up. I had to explain it to him.

I couldn’t help it if everything he said just provided more evidence of his worthlessnes, how pathetic he is. It really was necessary for me to point out these things for him. We wouldn’t want a *L*O*S*E*R* to forget how pathetic he is, now would we?

What a waste of time for me, and how for him lucky that I was even willing to take his money and listen to him babble on. Hearing him draw in those little breaths every time I turned what he said around and twisted it to make sure he realized what a pathetic fucking loser piece of shit wannabe faggot cocksucker FAILURE he is.

You read that, didn’t you, *L*O*S*E*R*, and your heart began to race. I touched your humiliation button, didn’t I, *L*O*S*E*R*?

You’ll never be the same again. You belong to me now.

Sugasm #74
 

 

Mon 9th Apr, 07

The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #75? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks

History: Marlene on the Wall (http://thismuse.blogspot.com)

“3AM, showering, head, his hands soapy on my breasts, I’m thankful I’ve dropped weight, the water is warm and cool enough to feel like bed.”

Afternoon Debauchery (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)

“Occasionally he’d push it further inside me, from where it had involuntarily escaped due to slickness and enthusiastic vibrations.”

Too Many Choices (http://bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)

“We’d been naked most of the time since getting here on Friday, so I wasn’t surprised when I reached under her skirt and found that she wasn’t wearing any panties.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself

Circumcision? Bullshit. (http://sugarbank.com)

Editor’s Choice

Spanking Models Run For Charity, AKA Bums on the Run (http://adelehaze.com)

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(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

Ah! Yer Kegeling Me! (http://smutandsteff.com)

The Cruel Algorithm of Desire (http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)

Gold Star Academy of Discipline to open Washington DC branch! (http://principalquattrano.com/blog)

Thoughts on the “true love revolution” (http://www.jessicagoldharalson.com)

NSFW Pics (& videos)

Jesse Capelli Nude (http://eroticandy.blogspot.com)

Webmistress Feature Gallery: Dirty Chores (http://www.TaraTainton.com)

Sex Work

Oh, for the good old days (http://www.callacuckoldress.com/blog)

BDSM & Fetish

Hitting the Edge (http://lafillemariee.blogspot.com)

A Kinky Friend says… (http://www.spankingwriters.com/blog)

“Late for a Spanking” from He’s on Top, part two (http://lustylady.blogspot.com)

Laughter (http://www.kinkerbelle.com)

Lessons in the Boardroom, Part 3 (http://dragonflygeisha.blogspot.com)

March Questions: SM (http://danaewhispering.blogspot.com)

Meeboguest G confesses: “She likes denying my orgasms” (http://anawtymouz.blogspot.com)

Softness (http://kinkyfarmwife.blogspot.com)

Surprise… (http://fantasy-nuggets.blogspot.com)

Trip - Day One (http://www.timidboy.com)

Sex News

Half-nekkid invitation (http://www.TarasNaughtyShop.com)

The latest in Free Speech Coalition v. Gonzales (http://mikeymongol.blogspot.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences

600 (http://secretbrain.blogspot.com)

Elusive spunk (http://rubytellsall.com)

The face at the window (http://thelastseduction.blogspot.com)

Feast of Delights (http://confessions112.blogspot.com)

Fuck Me (http://gentlygently.blogspot.com)

Fuckfest March, part 3 (http://mysexualmisadventures.blogspot.com)

Hold it Against Me. Please. (http://www.betweensheets.net)

I need…. (http://ellesnovellas.blogspot.com)

I took the plunge (http://wanklog.blogspot.com)

In the Back Row pt. 5 (http://kislee.naughtyblog.net)

La chasse (http://www.easilyaroused.co.uk)

“… not really.” (http://celebrateyournaughtiness.blogspot.com)

On the Road Again (http://sabrinainstockings.com)

Parents Possessed (http://http://dirtyandthirty.blogspot.com)

“So does this make me a slut or what?” (http://lastbreath.wordpress.com)

Sperm-a-thon (http://drtycplinva.blogspot.com)

A Tiny Flame (http://femmefataleteen.blogspot.com)

Trembling (http://curvaceousdee.blogspot.com)

Using it (http://thenakedrhetoricaltruth.blogspot.com)

Whose Cock Is This Anyway? (http://domain2.blogspot.com)

You say good-bye, i say hello (http://nocloudnine.blogspot.com)

Your voice (http://lifewords.wordpress.com)

Sex Reviews & Advice

“G” Marks The Spot: Part One (http://stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)

Gwen (Forever) Diamond (http://www.connectbycam.com/blog)

The Sadistic Tourist (http://blog.atlantabondage.com)

She’s On Top Book Tour (http://radicalvixen.com/blog)

Lovely picture of C. courtesy of Polyamorously Perverse.

called me yesterday. We can call him ‘Mr. A.’ He talked at length about background - how he looks at women and feels like a little sissy, even though everyone around him sees him as a man’s man.

This is different from most men, who see a woman and want to have sex with her on the pavement right there.

I find that’s a clear test of a guy’s orientation. When I get a different answer on that question, it’s important, because it’s so rare, like the time I asked a guy if he’d had that feeling, and he replied that he sees her tied up.

Women never have that response, seeing a guy and wanting to have sex with him on the pavement right there. It’s a guy thing.

So we talked a little bit about his experiences - just a little bit. Mostly we talked about how truly laughable he is, and how difficult it would be to live this down if women he knew found out about it.

We didn’t get through most of it, and then he had to go. He asked if it was okay to call again later, and I said I would be around most of the time. Unfortunately, I had a busy phone day. So many wankers, so little time! So I don’t really know if he tried to call me back.

Too bad, it looks like it was going to be a really interesting story.

Now for a followup on a previous link…

Meeboguest G: The saga continues