Yeah, a guy with a little peenie weenie called. It’s a sad story. But then, so are they all, all sad stories.

His wife’s ex-husband was a black guy with a huge cock. She divorced him after he cheated on her, and she chose a reliable breadwinner with a little cock. And had him get a vasectomy right away, since they both agreed that little penises should not be passed on to subsequent generations. It’s a genetic abomination, after all.

Of course, she’d still sleep with her ex if she wants to. She’ll sleep with anybody she wants to. Her husband no longer gets sex with her, though he does get to pleasure her. And when he’s a good boy, he gets to beat off his little meat.

He called today because she was about to put his cock in a cage for a week (yes, they make them that small!) because her period’s coming up, and if she’s gonna suffer, so will he. It’s only right, though, isn’t it?

So many pathetic losers. There’s no point in fucking a cock like that, and he knows it. Either women are polite and look away, or they’re honest and convulse in laughter at the sight of such a ridiculous little toy penis.

Either way, the only sex he’s going to get is with his hand. It’s only right that his major function in my sex life is to serve as my cleanup boy. You do a good job and I’ll let you stick around me and support me, like a good hubby. You know it’s what you live for, loser. I might even let you beat off your little toy meat so we can laugh at that little dribble of cum…

Face it. A guy’s cock is either big enough, or it isn’t.

Now different women have different preferences, of course. But when it comes down to it, average is about 6″, and there aren’t very many women who are going to want to bother with a peenie-weenie smaller than that.

There are women who don’t care how big a man’s manhood is at all. Those are women who don’t like sex. So see, if you have to, you could probably find one of them. But still the only sex you’ll be getting is with your hand, won’t it be, cucky?

That’s why you losers are such compulsive masturbators, silly. A guy like that would definitely have to pay me to let him hang around me.

Oh, well, you just know it when you’ve seen it.

The caller doesn’t exactly have a little dick. It’s not a small cock. But it’s just not big enough. His problem is that he’s a big guy, 6’3″, and for some reason he thinks that a big guy like that ought to have a big cock. A nice big cock. Ok, not just for some reason. It’s because women expect that a big tall guy like that is going to have a large endowment. And he doesn’t. His is just average.

So they laugh at him, or look away in embarrassed silence.

I suppose there should be some kind of consolation in being at least average, but there’s not. Pathetic is pathetic, and not good enough is just plain not good enough.

Next!

Do you have a pathetic little weewee? Better call me now, loser!

WARSAW – Well, surprise, surprise! A Polish man heading into a brothel for a little R&R found his wife working there. I guess she was looking for a little more money than his pathetic ass could earn. It looks like they’re getting divorced now. What a waste! There goes an amazing family dynamic…STORY

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Well! I had a call from this guy on Niteflirt. He introduced himself as a loser in search of ever more humiliation, wanting my assistance in dragging him down into an ever-deeper hole.

So why would a guy not only allow but enable the posting of humiliating/dumb/idiotic pictures of himself on the web? Uh, because he’s a guy and the only thing he’s thinking about is his cock?
He’s been dealing with the woman who put that page up on her site. He says there are no links to it, and wanted me to help publicize it by emailing girlfriends. He wanted to be copied on all the emails. So if you do email any of your friends to show them what a loser is, he email address is at the top of the page. Go for it, girls.

So he paid me while I sent out a bunch of emails to friends of mine about him. Ok, we’re working on it, but not too hard. Don’t want to give a loser an even break now, do we?

Readwhat the Principal has to say about this.
Read what Lady Angelika blogged about this.
Read what School Nurse Svetlana blogged about this.

It sounds like these ladies have found the tropical paradise of a cuckoldress’s dreams. Not just black guys, not just young guys, but willing young African males in Kenya serve as a major tourist attraction for older women in search of arm candy and a fun time.

Of course, they’ve got some theories as to why this is so. They’re feeling that the fact that there was any sex tourism at all means that somehow this was a logical step. They seem to be at least as worried about this as about pedofile sex tourists.

I guess it’s just unseemly that older women should be asking for what they want and getting it. More power to you, girls!

I know where I’m having my husband take me on our next vacation…

Poor boy.
His wife was out with her boyfriend and the two of them had had too much to drink. So she couldn’t come home after her date and tell him all the details and make him squirm.

He wasn’t going to be getting his cream pie.

He was a good guy, but sexually inadequate. The standard profile of a cuckold. Why else would his wife be out getting fucked by a guy half her age?

Frustrated as he was, he asked her what he should do. Of course she told him to call a phone sex operator. He picked me, because I sort of look like his wife. Voila!

I’m not sure if this is the right place to put this. I’m not sure if there is a right place. But for sure you’ll enjoy it, especially if you’re into manipulative bitches.

The comments left indicate that this is part of a reality show where people try to outdo each other with malicious pranks, and this is this particular woman’s MO.

In any case, this guy deserves to be alone. Permanently. Maybe he’ll call me when he realizes how pathetic women think he is.

I love guys with little dicks. Not only can you tease them about the minuscule size of their member – and thus the fact that it doesn’t qualify as a “manhood”, but then you get to tease them because they don’t get real sex with real women. Only real men with real cocks get real sex with real women, of course. And because they don’t get any real sex with real women, they’re compulsive wankers, aren’t they? And probably even sissy faggots, too!

Princess Mindy has a place for you sissy faggots with your teenie penises! Check out the most pathetic pin dicks of all, and read about the losers who own them. What’s more pathetic than having a teeny-tiny dick? Giving your photo to a Mistress to have her put it on display for the world! Come on, let’s laugh at the losers together…

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