Giving Me Gifts 

 I’m a girl, which means that I need nice things and I love to shop. Since you want to see me happy, you want to get me some of those nice things. But face it. You’ve got weird tastes. That’s why women always look at your carefully chosen gifts and say, “Huh?”

I just don’t want you around to interfere with the pleasure of my shopping experience. So you can pick ecards off this list, and I will spend them online and think of you. Maybe.